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saying the right thing

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Rohit woke up one fine morning with a huge hangover. He forced himself
to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins
and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Rohit looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and
notices a note on the table. “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left
early to go shopping. Love You!”

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Rohit
asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
eye
when you stumbled into the door”.

Totally Confused, Rohit asks, “So, why is everything in order and so
clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!”

His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , “hey !!!!!!!
leave me alone! I’m married!”

Moral

Breakfast — Rs. 100.00

Self-induced hangover — Rs. 2000.00

Broken furniture — Rs. 20,000.00

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk – PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Written by Bhushan Kulkarni

January 6, 2007 at 11:49 am

Posted in Humor

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