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This is a short story written by Dr Kishore Shah….
He is a gynecologist in Pune and a very gifted writer….enjoy this
extremely funny story
My wife is an ENT Surgeon while as I am a Gynaecologist.
(In fact, we had nearly called our hospital The ‘Holey’ Family hospital
are now waiting for our son to be a Proctologist and marry an
This can lead to some complications, as I recently learned to my
anguish. A
General Practitioner phoned me up and told me that she as sending a
of hers for an abortion. Unknown to me, she had also referred a female
earwax for removal of the wax to my wife.

I duly informed the receptionist to send the patient right in as she
expected (and expecting!) As Murphy lays down the laws of our hospital,
was but natural that the patient who wanted the wax removed from her
landed up with me. This is the conversation that I had with the

“Please come in. Be seated.” I said with a big smile. I always have a
smile, when I am going to earn some money. The patient gave a feeble
and sat hesitantly on the edge of the chair. “Relax.”

“Doctor, will this hurt a lot?”

“Not at all.”

The patient relaxed visibly. “You know something, Doctor, we tried
it at home, but failed.”

I was shocked. “Thank God. Trying this at home can cause serious

“I first tried to remove it by jumping up and down, but it just

I smiled and said, “If it were that easy, who would need doctors?”

She gave a cute smile and said, “Yeah! My neighbour tried to remove it
his finger, but the hole is so small that he used a hair pin.”

“Oh my God!”

“Yes! My mother even tried a matchstick.”

My blood pressure was shooting skywards. I just sputtered without
a word.

“Tell me, doctor, how do I avoid getting this dirt inside me?”

I knew that it was an unwanted pregnancy, but calling it dirt was too
I replied a bit angrily, “There are tablets which can prevent this
happening. Or you could use protection at night.”

Now it was the patient’s turn to be confused, “You mean to say that it
happens only at night?”

I saw her point. “No! No! I meant anytime of the day, whenever you are
the mood, you should use protection.”

She was even more confused, “It depends on my moods?”

Again I saw her point. “My mistake. You need not be in any sort of
just happens.”

“My neighbour advised me to go to one of those chaps who sit by the

“You mean that pin man?”


This neighbour of hers seemed to be a very dangerous man. Besides using
pins, he was sending her to such quacks. The only safety he knew was
the pins. “You were wise not to heed his advice.”

“But I tried his other advice. He told me to put warm oil inside and
However, that also did not work.”

This was getting more and more bizarre. Her neighbour deserved to be
up either in a padded cell or a barred one.

“But have you taken your husband’s permission?”

Now the patient looked confused. “Do I have to take my husband’s
permission? Because if you need his sign, he is working in Dubai . We
not able to meet for the last one year.”

It was my turn to be shocked. I gave a sly smirk. It was one of ‘those’
cases. The pin-wielding neighbour seemed to me the usual suspect. I
reassured her. “No! No! The husband’s sign is not at all needed.”

“However, I did inform him on phone.”

Her husband seemed to me a very broad-minded fellow. I didn’t know
to congratulate her or to commiserate with her. So I hastily turned to
other aspects. “Its good that you came a bit early.”

“Actually I wanted to come early in the morning, but I had some other

“Oh! I did not mean early today. I meant that if you had delayed this
removal, it would have started moving. Then it would have developed a

The patient was staring at me wide eyed as if watching a horror movie.
Looking at her face, I decided that she was not fit to listen to the
grotesque details. I decided to relieve her a bit. I said, “You will
a bit, but only for a few days.”

By now, the poor patient was trembling, “how-H-How much bleeding?”

“Oh, only slightly more than your menstrual period, and it will
only for a week or so.”

By now the patient was clutching her hair in her fingers and staring at
wide-eyed. I asked her soothingly, “Why don’t you lie down on the
examination table? Remove your underclothes and relax.”

This was the final straw. She didn’t even wish me goodbye. I saw just a
blur of motion leaving my consulting room at top speed.
Kishore Shah 1974

Written by Bhushan Kulkarni

January 6, 2007 at 11:58 am

Posted in Humor

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